Cooter, I shall now insult you with my favorite Deadpool quote
"I've seen GI Joes tougher than you. Before they shrunk the poor guy down. I'm talking original, life like hair, kung fu grip Joe. Come to think of it, I've seen Ken dolls tougher than you... "I let Barbie whup me coz I'm a wuss" Ken, is tougher than you."