I picked up a summer job while I wasn't teaching. It is a Segway tour/rental/sales shop. I give tours and train people to ride a Segway. We go through historic Jacksonville, and I tell them about how the town came about and show them all the old, cool places...while we all ride Segways. They have offered me a sales position but it is commission only, so I don't feel too secure in that being my "job."
Unfortunately they are not hiring and it is a long commute for you to get here Sig. Sorry. But there are some future possibilities and I am still trying to get to PDX and have a job, so maybe these two things will come together and Martin will have it made.