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Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« on: March 08, 2008, 02:50:57 PM »
Hey folks, I'm just thumbing the new Star Wars Insider which lists the 100 best things in Star Wars, here's how our characters stack up

89 - Jawas
74 - Commander Bly
73 - Commander Bacara
65 - Clone Commando
62 - Shadow Troopers
58 - Commander Neyo
55 - Jar Jar Binks
51 - Commander Cody
40 - Ewoks
32 - Chewbacca
28 - 501st Legion
27 - Han Solo
16 - Boba Fett
15 - Princess Leia
13 - STORMTROOPERS!!!
9 - Luke Skywalker
7 - Clone Troopers
3 - Darth Vader
1 - Darth Nihilus! (I couldn't belive it either :) )
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Re: Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 02:58:31 PM »
your face must still be swolen :shock:...............cuz there's no freakin way you are reading that correctly
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2008, 03:19:55 PM »
your face must still be swolen :shock:...............cuz there's no freakin way you are reading that correctly

He's correct up until Darth Nilius.  I think he was right under Bantha Poo Doo.  :mrgreen:
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Re: Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2008, 03:58:43 PM »
By Darth Nihilus, I, of course, meant the Jedi Order
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Re: Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2008, 05:36:52 PM »
By Darth Nihilus, I, of course, meant the Jedi Order

LOLOL....Paul I am sorry that Darth Kittyface didn't make a good showing.. but hey Bantha Poo doo is not bad..  :wink:
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Re: Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 09:20:27 PM »
Could you list the author of that list, along with all known narcotics they were on.  I just want the name so they are the first against the wall when the Imperial Invasion force arrives... only because Jar Jar was even present on the list.
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2008, 12:59:08 AM »
Why all the anger, angst and hate to Jar Jar. What did he do? You go, Jar Jar!!!!

I may do a Jar Jar Binks costume just for all of you haters out there!  :wink:

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Re: Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2008, 08:51:22 AM »
Well, it is all Jar Jar's fault!  He was the one who showed the Jedi how to get to their destination, which ultimately led to the discovery of Anakin.  If he hadn't showed them how to get to Otoh Gunga, then through the core, Chancellor Valorum would never have been disgraced and Palpatime would never have been elected.  If it weren't for Jar Jar, there would have been no "emergency powers" assigned to Palpatine.  Not to mention Maul (coolness) would never have been replaced by the old guy.
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Re: Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2008, 11:06:33 AM »
And thats a bad thing why? Not to mention each movie there is a comic relief character, and it just so happens in Episode 1 it was Jar Jar. Since George wanted to get young kids into Star Wars in 1999. It worked with me :) Though I was into SW when the OT came out in theators.
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Re: Jar Jar Better than Bacara
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2008, 11:58:28 AM »
i was going to say that there has always been a huge audience wit hkids when it comes to star wars, so it does make some sense,
And thats a bad thing why? Not to mention each movie there is a comic relief character, and it just so happens in Episode 1 it was Jar Jar. Since George wanted to get young kids into Star Wars in 1999. It worked with me :) Though I was into SW when the OT came out in theators.
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2008, 01:47:01 PM »
Valorum would have been ousted eventually.... it may have just taken longer. I think he may very well have been assassinated. Anakin would have been found eventually. Of course Naboo would most certainly have fallen to the Trade Federation.

Bottom line is no Jar Jar and there never would have been a Luke and Leia! ;-)

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