Clever Comebacks for trooping

[Daverian]

We have all heard them, "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper", "You're not real", and so on...
I know there are some really clever comebacks to anything people could say to us...problem is, I am not quick enough to think of it in the split second that it would've been useful in.

Help me out here, If you know a good one let me know,
(Keep it clean though)

Stormtrooper -
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
(answer-I'm here to rescue you princess) really funny if its a guy.

[Daverian]

..and oh yeah, don't forget to smile for the cameras



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[Ilovesanddirt]

..and oh yeah, don't forget to smile for the cameras

And after they take the picture you HAVE to say "Oops I blinked"

[Ancient Fan]

I like Kai's remark when people say "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - "aren't you a little bald for a wookie?"

 

[Stomper]

you rush up and say, "PRINCESS I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU!!"  Works the best if its a guy your razzin'... his buddies will harras him too.

[Daverian]

I like Kai's remark when people say "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - "aren't you a little bald for a wookie?"

 

That a good one!

[My Only Fettish]

I'm spared having to reply.  I just stare at them with the ol' black Fett T-visor and it freaks them out, then they leave.   

[guyactor]

Movies would've been a liiiiiiitle different with these.......



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[Stomper]

LOL.. yeah, Imperial Stormmonkies!

[guyactor]

LOL!!!