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Offline Daverian

The Death Star Conspiracy
« on: July 12, 2008, 07:01:11 PM »
You know, the official story about how a handful of "rebel pilots" somehow managed to destroy the planet-sized Death Star always did make me feel like there was something rotten in Dagobah.

Finally, one smart Imperial citizen is asking the questions that everyone else is afraid to ask.

    Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn?t?

    Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself?

    Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?
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Re: The Death Star Conspiracy
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 12:11:07 PM »
Hmmm.  :?
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Re: The Death Star Conspiracy
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 12:17:24 PM »
Gotta love Dave's overactive imagination!  :mrgreen:

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Re: The Death Star Conspiracy
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 01:05:07 PM »
I just copied from somewhere. Can't take the credit.
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Re: The Death Star Conspiracy
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 01:45:06 PM »
there is a comic in the Star Wars Tales series that suggests that Vader stole the plans from grand Moff and gave them to the Rebles. Insinuated of course and this one i'm talking about was more in humor, but its all cannon right lol.
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