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Public Information => The Imperial Cantina => Topic started by: tbbaker69 on May 12, 2011, 01:32:16 PM

Title: Breaking News: Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Post by: tbbaker69 on May 12, 2011, 01:32:16 PM

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html

Thought'd I'd highlight this breaking news in case you missed it.

Title: Re: Breaking News: Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Post by: OldTonyKenobi on May 12, 2011, 01:35:59 PM

HAHAHA, He will return more powerful than you can imagine :wink:............Old Tony Kenobi

Title: Re: Breaking News: Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Post by: Aysel on May 12, 2011, 01:37:23 PM

the comments to the "story" are hillarious

Title: Re: Breaking News: Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Post by: Ilovesanddirt on May 12, 2011, 06:34:07 PM

"Why are we still giving aid to Tatooine? They probably knew of Kenobi's existence the whole time and even helped him! That whole planet is just a big hive of scum and villainy."

Title: Re: Breaking News: Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Post by: ceric on May 13, 2011, 05:30:57 AM

 :police: I didn't "smuggle" in any Dewback Steaks or Bantha Jerky to his "palace". Dude was a Spice fiend though.

Title: Re: Breaking News: Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Post by: SpitFireScout on May 13, 2011, 08:14:50 AM

too funny

"FIRST THEY GET RID OF THE SENATE NOW THIS, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO US? THIS IS ALL A SET UP, A BIG PLOT....A CONSPIRACY ...YOU COULD SAY IT IS SOME KIND OF....SUBTERFUGE OR SNARE... WHAT IS THE WORD I'M THINKING OF?"

Title: Re: Breaking News: Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead
Post by: Traskk on May 13, 2011, 08:54:28 AM

Oh thats awesome! when I read it the other day there wern't any comments yet!