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Title: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: Cooter Davis on December 06, 2007, 02:52:42 PM
      Tequila Christmas Cake
      Ingredients:
      1 cup of water
      1 tsp baking soda
      1 cup of sugar
      1 tsp salt
      1 cup of brown sugar
      Lemon juice
      4 large eggs
      Nuts
      1 bottle tequila
      2 cups of dried fruit
 Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and  strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.  Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to burn off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
Cherry Mistmas!!
Title: Re: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: Ilovesanddirt on December 06, 2007, 03:02:40 PM
Good one!  Always keep it "PG" in the public areas.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: Cooter Davis on December 06, 2007, 03:21:24 PM
Um I thought it was........although I guess its a matter of refrence and where your mind takes the phrase...after all the line is refering to the Egg Beater but who knows.........
Title: Re: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: guyactor on December 06, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
      Tequila Christmas Cake

    "Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl........"


   Whos?  :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: Metal4Life on December 06, 2007, 05:56:21 PM
Lmao!! Hahaha that rocks, im tottaly making one =)
Title: Re: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: SpitFireScout on December 06, 2007, 06:30:25 PM
i laughed
Title: Re: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: Morgan the Terrible on December 06, 2007, 07:43:12 PM
I have already copied this recipe to my book, I will be passing it down for generations to come!  AWESOME!!
Title: Re: Tequilla Christmas Cake
Post by: JadesFire on December 07, 2007, 07:50:10 AM
I have already copied this recipe to my book, I will be passing it down for generations to come!  AWESOME!!
you have a recipe book O.O *edges away*