Song that applies to everybody here...

[Cooter Davis]

Ok this has now got to be the new anthem for everyone in, or trying to get into, any costuming group anywhere!
Its by a band called "dEAf PEdESTRIANS" go to their myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3572713

and listen to the song "hail to the geek."

[Volund Starfire]

Cooter, I love you man... that was awesome!

But, I am married to a HOT gamer-chick, so I am a god among geeks!

[Aysel]

lol honey, but most of that song does speak for most of us....

[sigmarue]

Yeah... but I don't know why you'd need a halfling fighter hybrid class... Should just go ranger/thief if you want to make use of that dex.

And Wii's are the new black. Just not that geeky anymore. =/

[Cooter Davis]

Halfling is the king Thief. We all know that, and mixed with fighter gives him a boost to his attack bonus, damage bonus, and it gives him at least one, if not more, feats. Come on the guy has 7 hit die on his backstab! LOL Does anybody play D-n-D anymore?
I've, uh, never played and would like to see a group.....lol

[Volund Starfire]

I prefer my human Paladin/Cleric/Fighter.  There is nothing he can't do when it comes to combat!  Heck, he can also heal people!  Halflings are all well and good, but I prefer not being a soccer ball for an angry Ogre.

[Pepito]

You pansy's with your silly races.

You have to break out the ole' Ravenloft books to make something truly great, Half Lycan/Half Demon BladeDancer/Rogue with Oriental Rings of Speed and Belt of Haste... you're getting 8 Attacks a round with no negatives and a minmium damage of 24. 2nd Edition FTW!

[sigmarue]

Or... you know, chaotic evil druid (RIP-4.0) with a belt of +1 to keeping pants up and six sets of rope. You always need rope. You just don't know when.

I'm racist. I still say halflings should stick to their sneaky thing. Just compound on it and go with the ranger's bonuses. Better survival checks and crazy-cool stealth. I mean, why not?

I haven't played in a year. I'm sorry. 

[tavrikgannon]

Paul, Paul, Paul...... if you going to throw down an insult, calling someone a pansy isn't the way to do it!

For example, did you know that a pansy is a hearty plant that comes back year after year. It is what is referred to as a "perennial". So calling someone a pansy is more like a compliment - you are saying they have great resolve!  

Yeah.... I was a garden shop manager at K-Mart for a couple of years. I had a green thumb for a short while.  

Here's an adequate insult.... you bunch of merries. You silly little sallies with your halfling this and cleric fighter that....
why, "hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid."


 - Bill

[Pepito]

Bill you're such a merry

[tavrikgannon]

 


Ummm...... psst. you weren't supposed to throw that back on me! 

 - Bill

[Pepito]

ooops my bad, just wanted to test it out 

[Volund Starfire]

Bill,

You mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Solo would get so PWND by a Paladin.  Heck, a Hobbit could probably kill Solo, too.

[tavrikgannon]

ooops my bad, just wanted to test it out 

Ok... I give you an "A" for effort!

Bill,

You mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Solo would get so PWND by a Paladin.  Heck, a Hobbit could probably kill Solo, too.

Lightsabers and heavy blasters would have made "short" work of you silly little Hobbitts. The Paladin would have been canon fodder before he knew what hit him, courtesy of the stealthy assassin droid!

 - Bill

[rtpaynter]

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