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Title: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: Daverian on April 13, 2007, 01:11:47 PM

We have all heard them, "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper", "You're not real", and so on...
I know there are some really clever comebacks to anything people could say to us...problem is, I am not quick enough to think of it in the split second that it would've been useful in.

Help me out here, If you know a good one let me know,
(Keep it clean though)

Stormtrooper -
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
(answer-I'm here to rescue you princess) really funny if its a guy.

Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: Daverian on April 13, 2007, 01:16:20 PM

..and oh yeah, don't forget to smile for the cameras

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Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: Ilovesanddirt on April 13, 2007, 01:20:36 PM

Quote from: Daverian on April 13, 2007, 01:16:20 PM

..and oh yeah, don't forget to smile for the cameras

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And after they take the picture you HAVE to say "Oops I blinked"

Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: Ancient Fan on April 13, 2007, 03:02:26 PM

I like Kai's remark when people say "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - "aren't you a little bald for a wookie?"

 :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: Stomper on April 13, 2007, 07:40:59 PM

you rush up and say, "PRINCESS I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU!!"  Works the best if its a guy your razzin'... his buddies will harras him too.

Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: Daverian on April 14, 2007, 06:54:34 AM

Quote from: Ancient Fan on April 13, 2007, 03:02:26 PM

I like Kai's remark when people say "aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" - "aren't you a little bald for a wookie?"

 :mrgreen:

That a good one!

Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: My Only Fettish on April 15, 2007, 11:56:22 AM

I'm spared having to reply.  I just stare at them with the ol' black Fett T-visor and it freaks them out, then they leave.   :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: guyactor on April 15, 2007, 12:33:54 PM

Movies would've been a liiiiiiitle different with these.......



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Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: Stomper on April 15, 2007, 01:13:34 PM

LOL.. yeah, Imperial Stormmonkies!

Title: Re: Clever Comebacks for trooping
Post by: guyactor on April 15, 2007, 05:38:41 PM

LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: